"How Internet Marketing Made Me 'Drop-Dead' Gorgeous!"

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"Those who know their minds do not necessarily knowtheir hearts." La RochefoucauldInternet marketing fascinates me.
It fascinates me somuch that I am at the computer 12 hours a day. However, after a f...
"Those who know their minds do not necessarily knowtheir hearts." La RochefoucauldInternet marketing fascinates me. It fascinates me somuch that I am at the computer 12 hours a day.
However, after a few months I noticed that my posteriorwas beginning to spread out and fit the contours of mydesk chair a bit too comfortably. I was getting verypale and for the first time became aware that gray wasnow my natural hair color.Action was needed and this is what I did:• Because I was getting up at 4 a.m.
to be able tospend 12 hours a day on the computer, I found that Iwas getting hungrier during the day. But instead ofeating Fritos, I started having boiled eggs and applesas snacks.
I quit putting chips on my grocery list. Myhusband complained about not having munchies in thehouse.
I told him if he wanted them that much, hecould buy them himself.• Because I was getting up earlier in the morning tospend 12 hours a day at the computer, I started eatingmy dinner earlier in the evening. That meant my husbandand I no longer had dinner together.
He startedbellyaching that there wasn't anything prepared for himwhen he got home from work. I told him it was abouttime he learned how to cook.• Because I was spending 12 hours a day sitting infront of the computer, I decided I needed to spend atleast half an hour on the exercise bike.
So I got itout of the garage and set it up in the living room sothat I could listen to the stereo while I exercised. My husband objected about having to look at it while hewatched TV.
I told him that was too bad and HE coulduse some exercise himself.• Living in Florida, I've always had a tan and I likehaving some color. But because I was spending 12 hoursa day on the computer, I didn't have time to spend inthe pool.
So I started using self-tanning lotion. Myhusband grumbled that he didn't like having to smell itat night.
I told him he could sleep in the sparebedroom if it bothered him that much.• Sitting in front of the computer for 12 hours a day,I was smoking cigarette after cigarette. By the end ofthe day I could barely breathe; my lungs felt so heavyand congested.
I decided I would have to give upsmoking. Of course, nicotine withdrawal made mev-e-r-y irritable.
My husband said he wished I wouldstart smoking again because I was so miserable to bearound. I told him to go to #&*%!!!• With the money I made from my e-business, I got anexpensive new hair style, bought a new wardrobe (in amuch smaller size), traded in my glasses for contactsand had just "a little bit" of plastic surgery done onmy eyes.
My husband griped that we could have usedthat money to fix up the house. I told him I was theone sitting in front of the computer 12 hours a day andI would spend my money as I pleased.Now months later I'm thin, toned and tanned; I look andfeel "drop-dead" gorgeous.
Of course, no one hasnoticed because I spend 12 hours a day in front of thecomputer.P.S. My only regret is that my husband is not here tosee the "new me." He left me seven months ago...
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